Silicon Valley Enthusiast Pillows

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

"National security adviser"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."