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Jester wanted. Mimes need not apply.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The Land Before Mimes.

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

Charlie Chaplin

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

The men of your dreams

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Say when.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'That mime artist didn't stand a chance against Black Jake.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

'His mute button must be stuck.'

An old-fashioned camera operator cranking a movie camera

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'