Silence Humorist Pillows

'If it weren't so quiet in here, you couldn't hear the noise I'm making.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

Trappist talk show.

"Cat got your tongue?"

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"You have the right to remain silent."

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

'We need to talk.'

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Shelf-Isolation

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

Large Print Librarian.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Counsellor for man on desert island

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

The Theatre of Mime.

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

The John Cage Carollers

If a mime is alone in a forest and a tree falls on him...does it make a sound?

Mimes Playing Tug of War

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

"I'm sorry, but your last still life said you were constantly fidgeting, texting and sighing loudly!"