Silence Humorist Mugs

'If it weren't so quiet in here, you couldn't hear the noise I'm making.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Trappist talk show.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"You have the right to remain silent."

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

'We need to talk.'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Shelf-Isolation

Large Print Librarian.

Although not under the covers, a mime husband's fart inside an invisible box is still considered a Dutch oven.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Counsellor for man on desert island

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

'His mute button must be stuck.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

The Theatre of Mime.

School of mime has notice on board: 'No talking in class.'

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'

The John Cage Carollers

Mimes Playing Tug of War

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

Mime Fights: 'I think you broke my jaw!"

"Sniff, sniff, NICE! Smells like butt!"