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"You shouldn't have!"

Cat Kung Fu

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

Thoughts

Let's grow old together!

The first Valentine...

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"'In vino veritas?' You can't handle the veritas!"

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'We complete each other...'

'What's the point at looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"You're kidding, right?"

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"You've caught me at a bad time. I was just shaving my legs."

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"By the way, what's your position on some-sex marriage?"

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

'For crying out loud,can't you see? I need more space!'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'Darling, we're not going to resolve this issue that way: Talk to me!'