Significant Other Prints

"You shouldn't have!"

Cat Kung Fu

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

Thoughts

The first Valentine...

Let's grow old together!

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"'In vino veritas?' You can't handle the veritas!"

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

"Charles, would you be my vintner?"

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'What's the point at looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

"The fish - will it be the market price at the time of ordering, the time of eating or the time of paying?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

'No no!! Not that one... The BIG one on the top shelf!!'

'Kim, you can't leave me!!'

"You're kidding, right?"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'Do you think we need more conversation in our relationship?'

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"If I were a car, you could find the words."

"By the way, what's your position on some-sex marriage?"

"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

"You've caught me at a bad time. I was just shaving my legs."

'Darling, we're not going to resolve this issue that way: Talk to me!'

I love you.

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Wine Lovers.