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"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"

"Call me?"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Modern Major General

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love is when you watch television together.

Paint pots in love

"Get... a-nother room!"

"I brought cocoa."

Say it with flowers

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Face Mask Romance

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

'Pass the grey stuff.'

"We were made for each other...!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

See, Bill? They DID remember us this Valentine's Day!

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Too desperate?"