Love Interest Pillows

"That is incredible. Do you know that I, too, want as much as I can get as fast as I can get it?"

"Call me?"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Modern Major General

"Get... a-nother room!"

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love is when you watch television together.

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I brought cocoa."

Say it with flowers

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

See, Bill? They DID remember us this Valentine's Day!

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

"We were made for each other...!"

'Pass the grey stuff.'

Hold on

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Face Mask Romance

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Too desperate?"