Romantic Interest Pillows

'I love it when you spoon me.'

"Please come back. My life is incomplete without you."

"According to this quiz, we are compatible!"

Gerald didn't care that Lila was just using him for his straw.

"You've waxed lyrical - can we go in and drink some wine now."

'Don't look into the mirror above the bed - I don't want seven years bad luck!'

'Have you ever made love on a mushroom?'

Never date a medical illustrator.

'No! Romance with malice aforethought!'

Love is when you watch television together.

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

After centuries of working with a bow and arrow, Cupid goes high-tech.

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

'Isn't that a girlfriend of yours? Yes, three chequebooks ago.'

'Pass the grey stuff.'

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

'I'll be right with you after I've checked my messages, dear...'

Say it with flowers

'You had me at hell.'

"We were made for each other...!"

"My usual mating call did not work on Mum, but Mozart did, and still does..."

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

Face Mask Romance

"Hmm, Jill, hmm, Tuesday night is bin night in town, so, hmm, if you're free, hmm, no pressure, just wondering, hmm, would you like to have dinner with me?"

"Get... a-nother room!"

Shoot.

"Could you repeat what you just said? I was on another planet."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

"That was supposed to be us."

"We'll always have Paris. ... Wait, was that you?"

"Love is blind."

"Oh honey, it's the settlers again."

Looking for someone to self-isolate with

"I think we should start seeing other people."