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"My father’s 67… but he’s an old 67."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

'Come die with me.'

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"How can we be over the hill - we can't even get up it."

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly: Hey You.

Dance steps for the very tired.

"75"

Half-Priced Children.

"Lift your stems."

"Make a wish, dear, and smile!"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"