Older Partner Pillows

"My father’s 67… but he’s an old 67."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Come die with me.'

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Couple on a Tandem Cycling in Different Directions

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"I remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings in my ear."

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

'Someone told him life begins at forty. Now he's reserving his energies!'

"How can we be over the hill - we can't even get up it."

'Are you sure you still love me even though I'm old, and everything just hangs now?'

Dance steps for the very tired.

"Lift your stems."

"Make a wish, dear, and smile!"

Half-Priced Children.

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

"75"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"