Significant Other With Pets Gifts

Mischievous Pets

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Collies Without Borders

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Chasebook

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Pet Entertainers

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

When Dogs Rule

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'