Signalling Gifts

Steve was innocently playing with his flags when, all of a sudden, something terrible happened.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

WiFi Signals

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

A signaller directing pallbearers

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

No Hand Signals

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Try S instead of L."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Heavenly internet connection