Signalling Prints

Steve was innocently playing with his flags when, all of a sudden, something terrible happened.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

Sign Reform

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

A signaller directing pallbearers

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

No Hand Signals

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Try S instead of L."

Tree closed. Next rest area 5 mi.

FYI, he's staring at your crotch again.

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point