Signaller Prints

'You'd best get a move on if you don't want the entire network grinding to a halt'

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

WiFi Signals

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Exit only.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

Musical Pipe

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Customers Wanted

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

No Hand Signals

"We've come here to smoke."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"Try S instead of L."

FYI, he's staring at your crotch again.

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