Signaller Prints

'You'd best get a move on if you don't want the entire network grinding to a halt'

A signaller directing pallbearers

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

WiFi Signals

Exit only.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Musical Pipe

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

Customers Wanted

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

"We've come here to smoke."

No Hand Signals

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"Try S instead of L."

Heavenly internet connection

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."