Signal Aficionado Pillows

Semaphore Problems

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'Do you think that's wise?'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Laughing Zone Ahead

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Beware of Everything

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Your father installed a security system.'

Hanging out your shingle

"No religious nuts!"

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"High Pressure Area"

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Wrong Way.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"Gone for a P."

No Hand Signals

No crawling sign in the desert.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'