Sign Language Scholar Gifts

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Sign Reform

Clubbing

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Dear Diary

"Tip my boy."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

That's Network...

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Oculist.

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

Body Language - Hiss!

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

Baseball is much more interesting now that I've learned to lip-read!

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Rude signing for the deaf. Dictator telling his people to f*** off.

Braille Pick Up

Soccer Sign Language - "I went for the ball" - "You went for the balls."

International Sign Language For...

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

'Harp?...Lark?...'

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

Osteologist