Sign Language Scholar Mugs

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Clubbing

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Eugene Ionesco

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Tip my boy."

Dear Diary

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

That's Network...

Toughing it out in the real estate game.

Body Language - Hiss!

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

Oculist.

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Rude signing for the deaf. Dictator telling his people to f*** off.

Braille Pick Up

Satan's desk boxes say mortal and venial.

Soccer Sign Language - "I went for the ball" - "You went for the balls."

'He decided he'd rather represent gluttony.'

International Sign Language For...

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

Osteologist

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"He asked if we had someone on staff who knew sign language and when I said 'yes'....he fainted!"