Sign Language Student Mugs

Hard of Hearing Institute.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

No Immediate Danger

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Clubbing

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

"You got a D in English and an E in French, but Swedish isn't a problem?!"

Confused drivers

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'My French is not so good.'

"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"

Correct Spelling Lane.

"Tip my boy."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Can't read 'SLOW'.

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."