Sign Language Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

'What is important, is that not only has Koko the gorilla been taught basic sign language, but that she can use that knowledge to communicate meaningful and complex ideas.'

Translator translates gestures

"He asked if we had someone on staff who knew sign language and when I said 'yes'....he fainted!"

International Sign Language For...

A sign language interpreter makes a dirty hand gesture.

Ear specialist uses sign to communicate with hearing impaired patient.

'If you can read this perhaps there's hope.'

Body Language - Hiss!

'Harp?...Lark?...'

'Viewers are warned that the following programme contains bad sign language.'

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

"So no bases are uncovered, Sister Ann gives the sermon to the deaf and Brother Brooks blogs it."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.