Sign Holder Sympathizer Pillows

"The season finale of the world is near."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Beware of God"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

"He's always been an optimist."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Wrong Way.

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

No crawling sign in the desert.

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Confusing directions,

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

"People take it more seriously than 'Please don't pinch the peaches'."

'Public beach. Thong bikinis strictly prohibited. No butts about it.'

Guy lost in the desert, sign says, You DEFINITELY Aren't Here!!

Driver sees road sign: 'Highway of Life ... Enter at Own Risk.'

Braille Pick Up

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'We're really proud of Gavin. We think he might grow up to be a bureaucrat.'