Sign Collecting Curiosities Mugs

Please help. Kino's doesn't print these signs for nothing. ?

Please Drove Carefully.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Beware of Everything

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Cat on Board.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Victorian Secret

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Watch for Men Being Supid

Thank you for not urinating.

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!