Funny Sign Collector Mugs

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

Hikers startled at caution sign

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

Please Drove Carefully.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Street signs you don't want to see.

"Time for bed, guys."

Caution signs.

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Beware of God"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

'So who's smoking?'

No New Grammer Schools

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Chicken Road Crossing

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Have food. Need toilet paper

'Caution - congealed opening ahead.'