Sign Collecting Curiosities Prints

Please Drove Carefully.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'My door is always open to all employees, but only until my air conditioner is repaired.'

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Beware of Everything

Joe's Truckstop Diner: Eat In - Take Out - Poop somewhere else.

In the House of Picasso, the Cat: "You beast, you've eaten all the first class stamps again," Madame accuses Timothy.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Cat on Board.

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Victorian Secret

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

'Jack and the Beanie stock'

Thank you for not urinating.

'You spelt dog wrong.'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

'We're going broke, Larry. Let's just go back to calling it happy hour.'

Watch for Men Being Supid