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'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Alternative fielding positions

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

' A new idea '

Tic-tac-toe

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Do it write the first time.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Surge Plans.

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"At last, a low-level panel!"

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

Vincent Van Goth.

"I never thought I'd get married again."

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'I've reviewed your core progress modules and having reassessed them in the light of new strategy targets we've decided you need a kick up the backside.'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

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