Sidewalk Art Enthusiasts Gifts

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"That'll be five bucks."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Hay Rides $10

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Hoodie Hang-out

"I have no thumbs."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Romantic Graffiti

"Caricatures $20"

Can't even hold signs well.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

COVID Vaccine

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Play on."

"He ran out of pee."

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"That's my novel."

Mummy Musician

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.