Sidewalk Art Enthusiasts Mugs

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"That'll be five bucks."

Hoodie Hang-out

"I have no thumbs."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Hay Rides $10

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Romantic Graffiti

Can't even hold signs well.

"Caricatures $20"

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

COVID Vaccine

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Play on."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"He ran out of pee."

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

Thank you for deferring your response.

Mummy Musician

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Question authority"

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"That's my novel."

Revenge Graffiti.