Street Art Fans Gifts

a street plant down on his luck (Will Blossom For Fertilizer).

"For fifty bucks, you can watch me boil."

Mime ventriloquist

Beggar's sign: 'Shoe laces tied.'

Bring back the cat.

Cariactures

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Wok. Don't Wok.

"That'll be five bucks."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Hay Rides $10

Hoodie Hang-out

"I have no thumbs."

"Draw your own path."

Music downloads

Push for Disco...

Romantic Graffiti

Can't even hold signs well.

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Caricatures $20"

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

The Milky Way (Detail)

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

COVID Vaccine

Mobile Operations Stand.

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Play on."

"He ran out of pee."

Graffiti Forever!