Sickness Simulator Gifts

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Walking To School Simulator

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

Scranton the Ride

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

'...And then, on my way to get a second opinion....'

Virtual reality platform.

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

Cold Remedies

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

"It's not fair! School was out an hour ago. . . I don't wanna be sick now!"

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

Flight simulator

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."