Sickness Simulator Gifts

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Walking To School Simulator

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Office of Strategic Scenarios: 'Best case...Worst case.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Oh. I know what that organ is! Wait, don't tell me."

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

"In this game you graduate college, get a good job and take care of your parents in their old age...my dad bought me the game."

Scranton the Ride

Go home and take your cold with you.

St Ninian, patron saint of hypochondriacs

"You know that no one playing that farm game can see you, right?"

'...And then, on my way to get a second opinion....'

'Third Life'

"And in this one you can join the 'mile high' club"

Cold Remedies

"If marriage is so great how come you never hear about simulated marriage?"

Virtual reality platform.

Train ride simulator.

'It's alright, it's only simulated sick.'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

Flight simulator

"How he found a fact food drive-thru on the simulator is beyond me."

According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they'r

"It's not fair! School was out an hour ago. . . I don't wanna be sick now!"

"It's our flight simulator - I just gave it a shove."

Sadie, I saw something disturbing on Youtube. A theoretical physicist named S. James Gates Jr. was attempting to discern the elementary structure of nature. It let him to a set of equations that were indistinguishable from computer code. Computer code, he found, is written into the equations that describe the cosmos. Do you have any idea what this means? It means it might be true that we're all part of a simulation! I'm assuming you've stopped talking, since your lips are no longer flapping.