Sibling Who Is An Educator Pillows

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

'He took a fetching class.'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

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Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"There's the bell for respite. . . I mean, recess."

'Of course you can hear a rattle!'

"I wasn't cheating. He's just peer mentoring and doesn't know it."

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

"Beware of watchdog."

School closings of the future

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

Teachers' Lounge: No Admittance

"If you upgrade this to an 'A' I think I can get you an extra $10,000."

"Don't smile, you're on Candid Camus."

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'How very Blackheath!'

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'

Why should we keep going to school?