Sibling Who Is An Educator Mugs

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

'He took a fetching class.'

'One advantage of living through the plagues and wars of the 14th century was that you didn't have to study Chaucer.'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

Principal to teacher with trap door below her desk: 'The board thinks people teach better under pressure.'

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'You can never be too fit or too tenured.'

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"There's the bell for respite. . . I mean, recess."

I'm calling for back-up

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

'Of course you can hear a rattle!'

"Beware of watchdog."

School closings of the future

"I wasn't cheating. He's just peer mentoring and doesn't know it."

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"I'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are joining us for the first time, as part of a nightmare you're having."

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

"It's not gas...it's sibling rivalry."

Teachers' Lounge: No Admittance

"If you upgrade this to an 'A' I think I can get you an extra $10,000."

"Don't smile, you're on Candid Camus."

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

'How very Blackheath!'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

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'I'm afraid Miss Johnson has lost control of her class!'