Teacher Sibling Mugs

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"There's the bell for respite. . . I mean, recess."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Bond James, Bond."

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

Grace For Flies

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I like the Jets...I guess

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."