Sibling Relationships Gifts

'I have an older brother too, so I know what it's like to be in middle-management.'

"I'm their real child, and you're just a frozen embryo thingy they bought from some laboratory."

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

'So, it's equal.'

'Have you got the price of an icecream on you'

'I'm not apathetic, I just don't care.'

'Cut it out little brother, and remember, we live in a matriarchal society: One day, I'll be in charge!'

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

"Mom, I don't like being the oldest child. It's lonely at the top."

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

"Gracie, there's nothing wrong with being the baby of the family. This says last-born children are charming, creative, outgoing...and manipulative."

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

"Bond James, Bond."

The Art Student.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

At the Museum

Grace For Flies

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference