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Shuttlecock.

I love badminton.

Badminton player.

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Pirate eye test

Making fun of Starfish.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Pooper scoppers.

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

'I'm bringing it into the pit! The DVD player conked out in the middle of 'Little Miss Sunshine'.'

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

'We are a committee of clocks, you idiot. What do you mean you forgot to record the minutes?'

'I didn't think you'd like spelunking, but do you listen to me? Heck, no.'

"I told you she didn't like us!"

"The key is to hit the deck before the ball arrives. Jake, not so fast!"

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

I like a screw-cap for the convenience, but I like a cork for

'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'

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'I hate military time.'

Football Time

"Speeding? Impossible. I'm on my way to my tax audit!"