Shrimp Satirist T-Shirts

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Carp, per diem.

Did you find our menorah?

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Wild and crazy salmon

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

Small Clams Court

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

'This is totally bananas!'

"Here come the suits."

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'-and not only was my soup COLD - but the fly in it had frostbite!'

'Ramming speed sailor.'

Whale Whale Whale.

Clam Philosophy

'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'

'And when you taught my client to fish, instead of giving him one, did you ever stop to consider that he might be allergic to seafood!'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

Surfing the Brown Water.