Shrimp Satirist T-Shirts

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Turtle Hat

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Carp, per diem.

Did you find our menorah?

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Wild and crazy salmon

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Small Clams Court

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

'For obvious reasons the chowder's made with chicken and pork.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Aren't you supposed to drop the clam on the rock?'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"Here come the suits."

Cocaine discovered in British marine life. . . Shrimp Coketail

"Simply put, our 'Nostalgia Special' is the 'Catch' of yesterday."

'-and not only was my soup COLD - but the fly in it had frostbite!'

'No swordfish were harmed in the catching of our tuna, and no tuna were harmed in the catching of our swordfish.'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

Clam Philosophy

'And when you taught my client to fish, instead of giving him one, did you ever stop to consider that he might be allergic to seafood!'

Whale Whale Whale.

'Ramming speed sailor.'

Surfing the Brown Water.

"Your father and I want to explain why we've decided to live apart."

"Three Morons At Sea."