Beach Satirist T-Shirts

'You! Shame on you!'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I think its being tapped.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'

Why do men wear long short pants?

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Tsunami Selfie

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'This is totally bananas!'

'I am wearing my bikini!'

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

'There goes Tokyo.'

The Domestic Violence Workshop Commences At 2:30.

Surfing the Brown Water.

"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."

'Last week he gave me artificial recreation.'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

'Whoah - surfs up!'

"Not only are you in violation of the city nude beach ordinance....I also believe that shell is on the endangered species list."

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

Dead mermaid

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'