Shower Experimenter T-Shirts

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Bad fake tan day.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Bird Bath.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Shower curtain call.

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Cursing Scientist.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Wishing Well

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

My Musical Influences

Two discoveries.

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

Fashionista

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

"Of course the HMO never stops b****ing about my electricity bills!"

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"