Shower Experimenter T-Shirts

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

Bad fake tan day.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Bird Bath.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'Is my make-up O.K.?'

Cursing Scientist.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'It's a taste I think I can say I've acquired.'

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"I asked my hairstylist to work her magic on me and she referred me to you."

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

My Musical Influences

Two discoveries.

'Next time your hairdressing goes wrong, we don't try a hair transplant!'

"I don't know...it's just not you."

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"Could you just make it a little awkward for a few weeks?"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

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