Shower Block Skeptic T-Shirts

"I didn't realise that your idea of glamping was to have the tent right next to the shower block."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

First Word

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

An idea box in a shower

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

Rutger Shower

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

My Musical Influences

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

Pass the SPF 20,000

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'I was told there would be no un-dressing.'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Snowman with Sunblock

'I thought you got the hot water system fixed - these are HAILSTONES!'

Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

Wash and Let My People Go

Total Scum Block

Where Earl Gets His Ideas

It's almost like you WANT to be send to the showers.