Shower Satirists T-Shirts

'I just had another LOUSY hot shower this morning.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Duck in a bathtub

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

The Rural Bidet...

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Religious toilets.

A plunger in an outhouse

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?

Toilet roll beauty tips.

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray