Shower Satirists Pillows

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

The Rural Bidet...

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Duck in a bathtub

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

Religious toilets.

A plunger in an outhouse

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

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