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Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Music Hall Dancers

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'I'm a star!'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

Boarway Show

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"