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Sherlock Holmes' tax return

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Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Elvis Presley

Brad Pitt

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Music Hall Dancers

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'I'm a star!'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

All Star Team.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Dogs Touring Hollywood

Elton John

Madonna.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Boarway Show

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"