Showbiz Follower Gifts

Moving to earlier and earlier time slots, comedian Jay Leno would eventually host 'As the Jay Turns' at 8am.

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

Elvis Presley

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Brad Pitt

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Can't Touch This

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Music Hall Dancers

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'I'm a star!'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Hollywood producer.

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

All Star Team.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

TV stage door

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Dogs Touring Hollywood

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

Elton John

Stephen Fry

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Madonna.