Following Celebrities Gifts

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"Your honor, in lieu of jail time, my client is willing to appear on 'I'm a celebrity - get me out of here!'"

"Excuse me, I'm late for my new show 'Lancing With the Stars'."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Lesser known greek gods,

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Brad Pitt

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Can't Touch This

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

All Star Team.

Elton John

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Dogs Touring Hollywood

Stephen Fry

Madonna.

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"Accepting for..."

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.

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'Take me to Anna Nicole Smith!'

Pete Townshend

Live the Dream!

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"I would kill for your metabolism."

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Jane Krakowski

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

Kelly Mittendorf

'Prince'