Show Jump Survivors T-Shirts

Going Under the Horse Jump.

Trojan Hurdler.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Now do you believe me?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

Harvey Smith.

I survived end of the world after party.

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

Riding School Accidents

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

Robot Bores

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'You gotta be kidding me!'

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

I think you're starting to identify with our captor, Bob.

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

"Over, damn you, over!"

Horse Rider with Umbrella

Indoor jumping.