Show Jump Survivors T-Shirts

Going Under the Horse Jump.

Trojan Hurdler.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"Now do you believe me?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

I survived end of the world after party.

Harvey Smith.

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!

"When you're voted out of "Survivor", I thought they just sent you home!"

Riding School Accidents

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Robot Bores

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'You gotta be kidding me!'

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

"Over, damn you, over!"

Horse Rider with Umbrella

Indoor jumping.

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser