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A fine Philly!

Assault 'n' Vinegar

Astral Projection

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Trojan Hurdler.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Giraffe Portrait

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Those who can can, dance."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."

"Binge-watching squirrels. What are you doing?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"It's like 'Family Circus' meets 'The Wire,' but on a cruise ship."

'Then I grabbed the ice pick - I mean, pickax. Sorry, I always get those two mixed up.'

'My meeting is running a little late, Marge. Can you reheat dinner when I get home?'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

Studio 51

Harvey Smith.

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"