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'I wanted to bring our pet in today but like I had to ask my Dad's permission and I couldn't find him, so here it is!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Succession 2

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Nick Offerman

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Gillian Leigh Anderson

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Sofia Vergara

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"Five minutes, General."

Amy Schumer

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Sammy Davis Jnr.

Ronni Ancona.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

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"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Martin Clunes.

Dara O' Briain

'It's for show and tell!'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

Rowan Atkinson.

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."