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The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

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Clown Shaving

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'It's for show and tell!'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

King of the Swingers.

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'It's broken.'

Child chatting on cell phone at top of slide.

A woman glides down a water slide

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

"I only kill the messenger if PowerPoint is involved."

Golden Violinist

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

'This PowerPoint slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.'

"I love Powerpoint, all you do is stand in front of your audience and read out all the slides. Job done."

'I wanted to bring our pet in today but like I had to ask my Dad's permission and I couldn't find him, so here it is!'

Igor in third grade.

"Great! We're going to see their slides on how they found the pirate gold in their back yard agian."