Shoveling Resistors Gifts

'If we eat all the snowflakes, Dad won't have to shovel the driveway.'

Hate Platforms

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

Postman in the Snow

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"Marketing with social media is a fad. I know what I'm talking about, baby."

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"They taxed my tax refund."

The trouble with the speed of light is it gets here too early in the morning.

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

'Whew! Done! ... oh for crying out loud! You gotta be kidding me!'

Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Snow Shark

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Willingness to move Comfort & Security A = Why forced change is upsetting

'We can't keep up with technology because we don't like change. That's one reason we've been married for 25 years.'

'I used to be considered a cog in their wheel but now I'm thought of as a glitch in their computer software.'

"I haven't sunk my teeth into a mailman's butt in months. I hate e-mail."

No, thank you. I do not want to play hangman.

Imprisoned corporate executive not ready to sign onto the new company mission statement. ('No way. I like the old one.')