Shovel-ready Supporter Pillows

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Alms Bank

Me and my money are soon parted

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Crocodile Shoes

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Rodin's Charity Collector

"It's a calling. Someone has to help feed the less fortunate."

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Benefactor of children

A rise is out of the question Ruston, but you can have one of my suits I was going to give to Oxfam.

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

The final stage of grief is acceptance. And the inevitable long and rambling acceptance speech.

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'If anyone here objects to the marriage of these two men, speak up now because opponents are aging and dying off and soon won't matter anymore...'

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Make a Wish

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Solicitors looking for charitable contributions. One solicitor has a gun.

Vikings trying to get in - "Calm yourselves the jumble sale doesn't start for another five minutes."

"If you have paper, I'll give you a receipt for tax purposes."

"Welcome to the benefit concert for hearing loss."

Pope recognizes same sex civil union